adriofthedead:
“ someone give this dude a medal
”

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

(via dammit-billy)


prongsmydeer:

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

(via eloserbeth)


osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via eloserbeth)


rubberninjers:
“ nobodyy-knowws:
“ thebootydiaries:
“ thebootydiaries:
“ thebootydiaries:
“ feeling egg
”
oh my god
”
guys for real im laughing so hard rn
”
I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg
”
i love 13 year olds
”

rubberninjers:

nobodyy-knowws:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

i love 13 year olds

(via elderberryseasponge)


athyriumotophorum:

athyriumotophorum:

My moss terrarium that I made with a glass teapot. In the terrarium are mosses, grasses, rocks, and clovers. One clover decided to sprout through the spout :)

just so you guys know my tea pot terrarium is still alive and prospering :~)

(via deathmoth-deactivated20181229)




killbenedictcumberbatch:

just-shower-thoughts:

The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, as if it was copied and pasted.

goddamn thats some real deep shit bukowski

(via deathmoth-deactivated20181229)


iatethelastofthecorpse:
“ liquidglue:
“ on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
”
on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
”

iatethelastofthecorpse:

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

(via deathmoth-deactivated20181229)